marks

Affp M olt yf]/} marks emfk8 xfGg' kg]{ .

5f]/f] M xf] xf] a'af, hfp d}n] b]v]sf] 5 ;/sf] 3/

Headlights VS Wipers

b'O{ j6f ufl8 Ps cfk;df h'b]kl5

l/;fpb} klxnf] 8fO{e/ M d}n] tnfO{ Headlight b]vfP/ af6f] 5f]8 eg]sf] x}g ?

csf]{ 8fO{e/ M d}n] lg tnfO{ Wiper b]vfP/ gfO gfO eg]sf] t xf] lg ?

bank of a river

Wife: called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

pahunch gai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim 
sanskar  kar ke Ghar ja raha tha 
ke achanak bijuli
Chamki, Badal garji,
Zor se barish shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

KAUN SA LAW

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

यो जिन्दगी २ दिनको चोला

यो जिन्दगी २ दिनको चोला !

मरेपछी FACEBOOK PROFILE के
होला!! 

स्वर्ग या नर्कमा INTERNET
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५० रुपैयाँ

केटोः म तिमीलाई नछोइकनै किस खान सक्छु ।

केटीः यो त हुनै सक्दैन ।

केटोः त्यसो भए लौ ५०-५०
रुपैयाँको बाजी थापौं ।

केटीले मानेपछि केटोले उसलाई च्याप्प
समात्यो र मज्जाले किस गर्यो ।

केटीः खै त‚ तिमीले छोयौं त ?

केटाः ठीक छ‚ मैले हार माने‚ लौ राख यो५०
रुपैयाँ ।

bhoot se dara karte hai

Har rat hum tumhe yaad kiya karte  hai

sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai

lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai…......

Pyar karta kaun hai

Pyar me mout se darta kon hai
Pyar ho jata hai karta kon hai
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban
Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon hai ?

Character dhila hai

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He 

Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He

Muhabat to sab karte hai par

Mai karu to sala character dhila hai .

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki !
tera chehra khila khila !!
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya !
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila !!

Mis-call diya karo

Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo

Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo

Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo

Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya karo.

एक मुस्कान

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ख्वाब   मेंन  ही  सही  एक  दीदार   दे  दे .
बस   एक  बार   कर    ले   तू  आने   का वादा   
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Mobile Eak mandir

Mobile eak mandir,

SMS uska Bhagwan,
SMS bhejnewala Pujaari,
SMS padhnewala Bhakta,
Padhkar sms na karnewala ….
Mandir ke bahaaar ka Bhikaari …